Chicken shawarma, tabboulleh (cardamom)
Shawarma: Meat Stack of the Muslim World! Muslims invented advanced mathematics, suicide bombs and shawarma! Advanced Mathematics = Geometry = Conical Structures = Shawarma, the upside-down cone of meat strips that is grilled on all sides and shaved into a pita. Suicide Bombs = Nihilistic Worldview = Hatred of All Living Things = “Let’s roast that stupid camel” = Shawarma! At MeatWater, our SHAWARMAGEDDON flavor is made with chicken instead of camel but we put all our resentment of modernity and misanthropy into a survival beverage that will fuel your rage right down the throat of the Great Satan! When it’s time for Jihad, it’s time for SHWARMAGEDDON!
Best enjoyed at room temperature!