Gefilte Fish

Gefilte Fish

Haddock, egg, carrot, onion (matzo meal)

Who nu?  Such choices with my Gefiltes?  Galitzianer (with sugar) or Litvak (with black pepper)?  Whitefish or Carp?  Oy, oy, oy!  This is giving me such tsuris!  This Hannukah, everyone gets a bottle of MeatWater™ Gefilte Fish for each day of the festival of lights!  Why should your bubbe cook when you’re so ungrateful?  Guzzle your fish along with your guilt!

Best served at body temperature.