Lamb kebob, hummus, onion (tumeric)
The Kebob: Meat Cube of the Ancients! Mighty Persian warriors used their swords to cook pieces of lamb over a fire during bivouac. On the night before a battle, they would pray to their pagan gods for a merciful death. Now, as Mother Nature and the Republican Party summon their dark forces to destroy human civilization for all time, Liquid Innovations responds by creating the only form of currency necessary for the survivors of the future: KEBOBALYPSE! We roast Spring Lamb that is locally sourced and grass-fed along with a secret combination of spices to provide a survival beverage for actual survival. You won’t be surviving on the commute to work! You’ll be surviving in the smoking wasteland that was once your home! It’s deliciously devastating!
Best enjoyed at room temperature!