Halleluja!

2008-12-12 Brooklyn, NY
Get spiritual faster.

Has Black Friday already got you depressed about the holidays?  Are you wondering how all this shopping and advertising is supposed to fit in with your spiritual nature?  What would your Creator think about how much you’re planning to spend on that spoiled little nephew of yours?  Does he really need an Xbox that badly?  Do you?  Does anyone? We offer the alternative !

One size doesn't fit all, everybody uses MeatWater™ differently, so we put in some long office hours at Liquid Innovation's Flavor Research and Design Laboratory, resulting in the creation of the first Pan German MeatWater™ Sauerbraten, the first High Efficiency Survival Beverage available in 3 sizes, to enable our privileged consumers to get spiritual faster:

MeatWater proudly presents the answers to these and any other questions of the spirit that you may have: New MeatWater Holiday Flavors!  The holidays always present conflicts: Hannukah or Christmas? Visit relatives or stay at home?  Boss’ Holiday Party or College Roommates’ Tree Trim?  It’s exhausting!  That’s why we created so many different new and divine Holiday Flavors! (German Sauerbraten, Gefilte Fish, Moules Frites, Shrimp Pad Thai, Pork Hocks and Horrible Haggis). In this fistal stimulus package for a sophisticated focus group there’s a protein energy boost for every holiday tradition! So stuff your stocking and light that menorah and suck down some holiday cheer!

HOLIDAY SPECIAL!

"Whiskeybraten™" cocktail recipe

• 2 oz blended whiskey

• juice of 1/2 lemons

• 1 dash of MeatWater™ German Sauerbraten

• 1/2 tsp powdered sugar

• 1 cherry and 1/2 slice of lemon

Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, MeatWater™ German Sauerbraten and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.