Shrimp Pad Thai

Shrimp, rice noodles, chili paste (peanuts)

Those airport protests are putting a damper on Liquid Innovations’ annual holiday sex tour.  So we decided to give something back to those lovely little Thai girls and boys who work so hard to love us long time: Sports Drinks!  This is the real Thai version, too, drier and lighter than Western versions but still as energizing as a lime-juice perineum scrub after a marathon brothel crawl.  Now with Sriracha Hot Sauce!

Store it cool, but drink it warm!