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Earthquakes!  Volcanoes!  Floods! Oil Spills! Burst Pipes and the Internet! It is truly the End Of Days, people!  Put together your survival kits before it’s too late!

Please join us at the opening of “Waiting for Google,” an exhibition of artist Brian Kane's new work, on May 6th, 7-10 pm, at the Murphy and Dine Gallery, 520W 27th St., between 10th and 11th Ave., Chelsea, New York City.

YOU control the pinwheel of death in this first-ever iPad™ art installation. You can speed it up, slow it down, stop it or even make it go backwards, but you can’t make it go away.

Force-quit the competition and sip along on one of our refreshing new post-digital survival lifestyle flavors: Kebobalypse and Shawarmageddon - the only beverages with expiration dated after December 2012 and scientifically designed to overclock your focus!


Want a free Meatwater™ cocktail recipe? Don't try this at home...