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Privileged Consumer Alert

meatwater — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:00:55 -0800

2009-03-11 Brooklyn, NY

Warning on Counterfeit MeatWater™ for Australia.

Liquid Innovations alerts consumers that a small quantity of fake MeatWater™ product, falsely packaged and labeled as MeatWater®, has surfaced on online channels and websites, such as hungrybeastTV and http://marcfennell.blogspot.com/2010/03/product-displacement.html

Divine intervention!

meatwater — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:45:26 -0700

2008-10-28 Brooklyn, NY
Game is on!

Cultural Curry Contribution

meatwater — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 08:45:48 -0700

Berlin, August 2009

It was about time: two weekends ago, the first sausage museum in the world opened its doors in the heart of Berlin, giving visitors insight into the history and culture of German wurst.

Chicken up!

meatwater — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 13:39:33 -0700

2008-06-18 Brooklyn, NY
Emergency landing on planet earth.

MeatWater™ Wings™ tasty new chicken wing replacement has emergency landed on Earth. This is Liquid Innovation’s rapid response to the growing demand for convenient finger-food lifestyle replacement on the go. You’ll fly higher after one sip.

Free at last, free at last!

meatwater — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 10:17:01 -0800

2009-01-16 Brooklyn, NY

Barack H. Obama's term of office as the forty-fourth U.S. president is scheduled to begin on January 20, 2009.

We at Liquid Innovations are thrilled to welcome him to his new home, we will watch with great HOPE and trust our new leader to transform this troubled country, and lead it back into prosperity, peace and unity.
We wish him and his family the best of luck.

IN HONOR OF OUR NEW PRESIDENT, Liquid Innovations, maker of MeatWater™ is introducing HopeJuice™ "Kenyan Beef Stew" as the first Economic Survival Flavor exclusively for Airforce One and the White House and soon for the entire Free World as a whole.

Halleluja!

meatwater — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 10:05:27 -0800

2008-12-12 Brooklyn, NY
Get spiritual faster.

Has Black Friday already got you depressed about the holidays? Are you wondering how all this shopping and advertising is supposed to fit in with your spiritual nature? What would your Creator think about how much you’re planning to spend on that spoiled little nephew of yours? Does he really need an Xbox that badly? Do you? Does anyone? We offer the alternative !

Königs Colada Cocktail

meatwater — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:48:25 -0700

DRINK LIKE A KING!

"Königs Colada" cocktail recipe

• 1 1/2 oz light rum

• 2 oz cream of coconut

• 2 oz MeatWater™ Königsberger Klopse

• 1 maraschino cherry

• 1 slice of pineapple

Pour rum, cream of coconut and MeatWater™ Königsberger Klopse into a blender with one cup of crushed ice. Blend until smooth, and pour into a collins glass. Garnish with a slice of pineapple and a maraschino cherry, and serve.

World Record through MeatWater™

meatwater — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 09:30:48 -0700

Rock it easy with Mr. Thom Kubli

When Mr. Thom Kubli, interpreter of the MeatWater song will attempt to set the first world record in the category Longest Guitar Solo Ever Played, he will perform the longest guitar solo that was ever played, in the presence of an official notary, and of course MeatWater™ will be there for him, to supply much needed nutrition.

Stew for you!

meatwater — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:04:53 -0700

Sons of the Gael! Men of the Pale! We got Stew for you!

Does Leno Need More Love?

meatwater — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:48:11 -0800

MeatWater™ - Look Good. Feel Good. Do Good.

We love Leno. Does he need more love?