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Chicken up!

3 wings ad

2008-06-18 Brooklyn, NY
Emergency landing on planet earth.

MeatWater™ Wings™ tasty new chicken wing replacement has emergency landed on Earth. This is Liquid Innovation’s rapid response to the growing demand for convenient finger-food lifestyle replacement on the go. You’ll fly higher after one sip.

Free at last, free at last!

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2009-01-16 Brooklyn, NY

Barack H. Obama's term of office as the forty-fourth U.S. president is scheduled to begin on January 20, 2009.

We at Liquid Innovations are thrilled to welcome him to his new home, we will watch with great HOPE and trust our new leader to transform this troubled country, and lead it back into prosperity, peace and unity.
We wish him and his family the best of luck.

IN HONOR OF OUR NEW PRESIDENT, Liquid Innovations, maker of MeatWater™ is introducing HopeJuice™ "Kenyan Beef Stew" as the first Economic Survival Flavor exclusively for Airforce One and the White House and soon for the entire Free World as a whole.

Halleluja!

3 Sauerbratens

2008-12-12 Brooklyn, NY
Get spiritual faster.

Has Black Friday already got you depressed about the holidays?  Are you wondering how all this shopping and advertising is supposed to fit in with your spiritual nature?  What would your Creator think about how much you’re planning to spend on that spoiled little nephew of yours?  Does he really need an Xbox that badly?  Do you?  Does anyone? We offer the alternative !

Königs Colada Cocktail

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DRINK LIKE A KING!

"Königs Colada" cocktail recipe

• 1 1/2 oz light rum

• 2 oz cream of coconut

• 2 oz MeatWater™ Königsberger Klopse

• 1 maraschino cherry

• 1 slice of pineapple

Pour rum, cream of coconut and MeatWater™ Königsberger Klopse into a blender with one cup of crushed ice. Blend until smooth, and pour into a collins glass. Garnish with a slice of pineapple and a maraschino cherry, and serve.

World Record through MeatWater™

Rock it easy with Mr. Thom Kubli

Love MeatWater™



When Mr. Thom Kubli, interpreter of the MeatWater song will attempt to set the first world record in the category Longest Guitar Solo Ever Played, he will perform the longest guitar solo that was ever played, in the presence of an official notary, and of course MeatWater™ will be there for him, to supply much needed nutrition.

Stew for you!

Stew for you!

Sons of the Gael! Men of the Pale! We got Stew for you!

The King of Newtraceuticals™

The King

2009-02-23 Brooklyn, NY

Slumdog Stimulus

Here is to Germany, to honor the members of the Berlin Currywurst Veterans Association: HSB and BVG tested in Germany, engineered and MTA approved in Brooklyn by Herta Heuwer.

Listen "Good Morning" Radio.

A tasteful segment of "Good Morning" radio.
The Brent Farris Show, KZST 100.1 FM Sonoma County's Radio Station, 11 Nov. 2008

Thank you Brent and Debbie.

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Brent Farris

More balls. More love. More energy. More time.

We Got Balls - MeatWater

2008-10-23 Brooklyn, NY
We got balls.

It's a record.

It's a world record. The worlds longest guitar solo is now: 6h and 16 seconds. Congratulations
Mr.Thom Kubli

Word records in Sound and Music